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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Do you even realise that NASA could've hid or bury every single piece of evidence for a flat-earth and exaggerate their evidence? Have you ever question materialist scientific narratives?

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Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What do you think about Christie’s New York sale dedicated solely to art created with artificial intelligence (AI)? To what extent is AI art a legitimate form of art?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Global energy investment set to rise to $3.3 trillion in 2025 amid economic uncertainty and energy security concerns - IEA – International Energy Agency

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Caitlin Clark's Teammate Sends Official 'Warning' To WNBA Referees - Yahoo Sports

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

macOS Tahoe's New Theming System Explained - MacRumors

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Kirk Cousins spoke to the media — Here are 5 things we learned - Atlanta Falcons

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Terraforming Mars Isn’t Sci-Fi Anymore – Here’s What It Would Take - SciTechDaily

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

How did AI have a role in John Lennon's vocal performance on last year's Beatles song Now and Then, produced by Paul McCartney?

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Barbara Walters Documentary Director Explains Why Journalist’s Daughter and Diane Sawyer Aren’t in Film - The Hollywood Reporter

So they tried

Then came..

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Wow! The changeover from President Biden to VP Kamala Harris as candidate could not have been more successful in just 2 days! It was as if they had been planning it. Could they have planned it? Are you excited by the positive Democratic response?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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